I go to College today! Oh shit, what do I do what do I do what do I do?
This is so unexpected!
I would like to thank apathy first off, then my family and friends and everyone who hated me throughout the years.
It's just...such an honor for you people to think of me so much.
I love you all!
Except those that hate me, I love you even more.
That milkshake had too much chocolate in it...
I feel like wrapping myself up in this.
Buy me one!